Sexy_B0rsch‘s Biography
Born on August 27th, 1998, Sexy B0rsch (or Maria) is a Russian Chaturbate model with 530,000 followers and a thirst for rear-end pleasures. When translated from Russian, her nickname means “sexy beetroot soup.”
Weight: Unknown
Height: Unknown
Location: Siberia, Russia
Follower Growth:
💛 533,519 – 2022
🧡 713,008 – 2023
Views: 2,798
Satisfaction Rate: 100% (229 thumbs up vs. 1 thumb down)
Cam Site Preference: Chaturbate
Streams: Chaturbate
Sexy_B0rsch Chaturbate Review
00:00 – 10:00 Live Show
I’m super excited about Sexy_B0rsch because this chick shows potential. And having glanced over her number of followers and plenty of anal tags, my dick was ready to explode or turn into a butterfly and fly away. So let’s see what’s happening!
At first, I’ve started with her in a silent mode just because I’ve had other stuff to do although it wasn’t more than 5 minutes before commuting myself to her fully. I didn’t even realize that the ass play was involved since there was little to no emotion. You get that when your butthole has been stretched beyond any means. The not-so-good camera is also to blame, although Sexy B0rsch could’ve put more effort into the ass fucking. It’s as if a mosquito or something bit her; it’s not a big deal at all. That is not the anal show that I want to see.
After the initial few moans that sounded synthetic, Maria stopped doing anything. Like, what the fuck? She sits, and it almost feels as if the stream is dead, but it’s not. I mean, there’s an occasional blink or so. Also, I just had a better look at her tiny tits as she moved closer to the camera, revealing some fat on her stomach, and my excitement went from eight to five.
10:00 – 20:00 Live Show
– Sexy_B0rsch Lookalike –
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I guess Sexy_B0rsch is on a break as she’s about to drink some juice or sweet milk from a bag. It is the biggest disappointment yet. Okay, she’s now cursing in Russian while sipping her milkshake, whatever. This is a garbage show, and it’s all happening in silence; there isn’t even a piece of background music! Let me go back in ~5 minutes to see if Sexy_B0rsch does something other than sip on a milk post-anal show.
I’ve just finished jacking off to the Trustori3Zent’s show, and it was okay. Not awesome, just fine! Switching back to Sexy_B0rsch feels like a chore since nothing has changed. It’s just a blank stare, no action. Should I wait another 20 minutes, or is that how these shows roll? The camera is now shaking, focusing on her tiny tits and decent face rather than a pussy. I feel depressed just watching this. At least you can enjoy the view of her ribcage since she’s so skinny that it’s showing.
Some guy just bought her anal video, and she thanked him, but that’s it. It is the worst cam stream in the existence of all cam sites! Fast forward to eternity, and sexy_b0rsch is offline. Now, I’ve stayed until the very bitter end, and she did warn everyone, so that’s a tiny sweet drop in the sea of salty tears.
Conclusion
It started so well, but the fun was over before I got to know Sexy_B0rsch. So here’s a suggestion: if you plan to leave in half an hour or so, don’t just sit in silence; end the show now. No one wants to stare at the same spot for hours.
That’s why you have bad ratings; “this show” was horrible.
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2023 Updates
Please make no mistake: 2024 will be the year when we do a rerun of Sexy_B0rsch live shows. As always, not one nor two, but multiple streams. So far, I am optimistic, especially since she keeps logging in to Chaturbate, which means only one thing! Sexy_B0rsch makes money, and her fans keep showing up.
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